Perfect for:

• Playing loud while wrapping presents you secretly hate
• Surviving awkward family gatherings with a knowing smirk
• Anyone who’s ever queued for hours only to buy tat they’ll get regifted next christmas

This isn’t your gran’s Christmas album. This is the one that finally says what we’re all thinking — with impeccable swing, impeccable rhymes, and zero apologies.

Grab The Great Christmas Conspiracy now. Your wallet may never forgive you… but your sense of humour will thank you forever.

Limited-time holiday rip-off price: slightly more than it’s worth, just like everything else this season. 🎄💸